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*’N**l L*nd*
When I sleep I read and drink.
Chr*s D*r*n
He storms into the lead, in joint first.
Ch*rl** Str*n*t*
Sorry, I’m on a completely different earth.
T*m Ph*ll*ps
I’d hate to sit at the top there. I don’t see how people can stand it.
Fr*nk C*ld*ch
It’s a huge century.
T*m N*wm*n-S*nd*rs
I was walking to school on the bus.
S*m Ph*ll*ps
How many are coming? I’ve no idea - about 80.
*ndr*w Th*mps*n
It will stop when the sun stops growing.
Cl*ff C*bb
In the afternoon next week there will be a Finnish evening.
S*m Ph*ll*ps
I have a mistake to make.
Ch*rl** Str*n*t*
Are all the six games in the semi-finals?
S*m Ph*ll*ps
Mix it with water - that’s how they make milk.
Ch*ps P
Someone planted an iceberg over there.
Chr*s C
They still haven’t taken away the army’s right to kill people.
Chr*s D
People would fall over backwards to teach First Aid.
J*v**r P
He drinks tea like a camel.
*d*m K
13? So how many does that now make?
M*rt*n T
It’s anonymous, and you can’t tell who it’s from.
J*HN C
My brother likes to be alone with his friends.
CH*D* O
Even if your head is chopped off you can still talk.
F*rg*l D
I’m not lost; I just don’t know where I am.
F*rg*l D
You can cook something without heating it.
Ch*ps P
The only other memorable matches involving Newcastle were the 4-3 thrillers with Liverpool, in which they both lost.
T*m P
There’s a hole in my tennis racquet.
Chr*s D*r*n
He could talk the legs of a hind donkey.
D*n**l C*rr*ll
He’s standing there like a sitting duck.
S*m*n D
There he was, making a living eating out of dustbins.
P*t K
He was a complete stranger he didn’t even know.
Ch*ps P
It was a building with glass windows.
Chr*s C
There are these hotplates for keeping things cool.
P*t N
I nearly drowned my fish.
Tr*st*n S
I’ve never broken a body in my bone.
M*tt W
I didn’t do the high ropes since I get claustrophobic.
N**l P
Let me put you in the background over this.
M**r* S
Do you eat cornflakes on your breakfast?
P*t K
I was nearly stopped by the police for carrying a pedestrian.
Cl*ff C
At Kelston we have been building up a library of books.
Chr*s C
Army boots: you polish them until you can comb your hair in them.
*d*m F
The first ever football game for computer was Super Kick-off 2.
St*f*n H
The Big Bang has been around since I was at school.
M*rk F
I often write on my hand when I don’t have a pen.
R*ry L*st*n
He gave me a strange look with his teeth.
*l*v*r P*rn*ll
There was a forest fire on the beach.
P*t F
It should be written down for future prosperity.
Cl*ff C
He’s the second richest man in England, after the Queen.
Tr*st*n S
No-one’s ever heard of him, but he’s really famous.
C*l*m Mc*ndr*w
I am a master of all trades and a jack of none.
F*my *r*s*ny*
I know - he is coming to give a talk on the iron block.
J*v**r P
They were laughing each other’s heads off.
M*k* M
We could do an American film; you know...G’day, Bruce.
*d*m P
I think we scored most of our goals.
Cl*ff C
The tea lady goes round with a coffee machine.
J*s*ph M*rt*n*z
Then the clock struck 5.40.
D*m S
Is she the one who plays two pianos with one hand?
*d*m F
I had a dream ten minutes before I went to sleep.
M*k* M
Parents should be able to decide the age of their children.
D*nch* A
He works two evenings a day.
T*ny C
If I were going to Africa, I’d have my whole head shaved off.
F*l*x M
How often is Business Week published?
R*ch*rd T
The weather here is a bit intermittent.
N*ck K
Why not empty the tank to fit more of the cheaper petrol in?
N*ck M
Have you been in the loft? The one downstairs.
S*m*n D
There’ll be whole generations where there’s no one alive.
CH*PS P
It was £18 for a standing seat.
L*K* D
The pint glasses in Germany are huge!
J** M
It shows the right time; it’s just that it‘s one hour ahead.
M*ch**l M*ll*ngt*n
I have driven my dad’s steering wheel down the road.
J*m*s *pt*n
We should have brought some portable teabags to Spain.
S*M P
It was the same recipe but with different ingredients.
D*NCH* A
My brother read Lord of the Rings in 50 hours over 2 days.
D*M B
I was wearing bare feet.
St*ph*n T*msky
If you hadn’t taken away my plate I would have been able to eat it.
Chr*s D*r*n
Observe the noise of the birds.
D*m B
I didn’t listen to the questions; I just wrote down the answers...
M*rt*n T
The last time we won Euro 96 was...er...oops!
*ndr*w M
Which middle table?
Ch*rl** Str*n*t*
I was talking in the fourth person. Ch*ps Ph*ll*ps - Which tense is that?
Ch*ps Ph*ll*ps
The Superbowl was in Florida last year. D*m S*gn*r - No it wasn’t; it was in Miami.
Cl*ff C*bb
And there was a man with a blind dog.
J*nny P*rr*n*
You’re stereotyping typical music.
S*m Ph*ll*ps
’You’re looking pensive’. - No;I’m just thinking.
R*ry Wh*t*
Most things are inaudible when you hear them for the first time.
G**rg* T*lly
Would you ever admit to someone that you had committed suicide?
Cl*ff C*bb
He couln’t get a train because there were road works.
Fr*nk C*ld*ch
Have you read the wardrobe, the witch and the lion?
P**l D**p*r
MPs can’t speak until they’ve made their maiden speech..
Ch*rl** Str*n*t*
I can’t believe I’m hearing my ears.
J*n D*sbr*sl**s
Beethoven was deaf for the third half of his life.
***n M
In the Spanish Civil War they fought against France, didn’t they?
T*m P
I’ve got 50p made up of twenties.
J*hn C
Every time I go to sleep I always wake up.
D*r*gh M*lv*y
We had better go separately in pairs.
Chri*s D*r*n
He was a naval officer in the German army.
P*t*r D*m**n-Gr*nt
There is no direct connection between computer games and computers.
*l*x *h F*ng
My feelings are mutual.
J*r*my T*wn
Now it’s time for my one and only two tunes on the piano.
D*ll*s W*nds*r
I’m not giving any signed autographs.
M*ch**l G**rg*
It wasn’t me. It was him as well.
Ch*ps P
The top two in the league go down.
M*rk C
The Liberal Democrats have no experience of being a political party.
J*hn M
I pulled my socks all the way up to my ankles.
M*rc*s H*v*rk*mp
I found a can of empty lager.
M*ch**l G*bn*y
I’ll burn that bridge when I come to it.
Ch*ps P
The top two in the league go down.
J*hn M
My brother bought his wife an engagement bracelet.
S*m P
You elbowed me with your shoulder.
S*m P
I don’t know if I broke my leg; I wasn’t there...
Cl*ff C
The little things still need to be in place - for instance, the walls...
*d*m F
In German pubs they sell beer.
D*m*n M**r*
But I was playing as a team!
*l*v*r P*rn*ll
He disappeared from nowhere!
Cl*ff C
I never realised the front wheel went all the way round.
P*t K
I am an ancestor of a king of Ireland.
L*k* D
I’ve done it. But it still needs to be thought up and typed.
P**l Sm*th
The pilot is always the last to abandon ship.
F*m* *r*s*ny*
Come on lads, there’s washing on going up.
T*m G
I just feel like a goldfish in a cage.
M*rk C
My brother and sister have mobile phones on a contract which costs £15 a month and gives you 50 hours of free calls each evening.
J** M
He’s just left ages ago.
Cl*ff C*bb
The written word is more influential than the visual word.
*d N*wm*n-S*nd*rs
When you are asleep you are a bit dozy.
D*r*gh M*lv*y
I keep laughing with my mouth open.
Cl*r*nc* T*m
He fell out of his parachute.
P*t*r D*m**n-Gr*nt
All you have said has been a packet of lies.
St*v*n G*np*tr*v
It’s illegible unless you read it in the right accent.
*ndr*w C
They offer you free meals - but you have to pay for the food.
W*ll**m M
I can cook toast and cereal.
S*m P
Is this a birth mark? I got it a few months ago.
M*ch**l D*c*st*
Reading is not difficult. You just add two and two together.
Cl*ff C*bb
I reached another landmine in my life today.
G*r*ld Q
What size feet do you take?
J*t* O
It is very cold here - even the sun is cold.
P**l B
It was all the colours of the alphabet.
T*m G
Nowadays most telegraph poles are underground.
J*v**r P
I wasn’t thinking - only talking.
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You can do so many things on one-player, such as: Leagues, Mapmaker, Story, Playing a normal game (multiplayer but with no other people and some bots instead). Also, in one-player you can unlock a load of characters in the challenge mode. There are altogether 150 characters, although at the beginning you only have around about 30.
Every game has its glitches and this game is no exception, although there aren’t many (no where near as many as there are in Halo 2). The worst thing about the game, I think, is Co-operative (two-player). It has the most number of glitches compared to all the other modes. Overall the game has a great amount of weapons and you can also unlock cheats, which can be used for multiplayer. 
It looks like they haven’t spent too long on the cheats – though there are a few which are good to play with, such as slow-mo deaths. If you turn this cheat on then whenever you kill someone they have a really slow death, which means you can then kill them really stylishly, maki